*Whispers* I did the thing…
Jack: Where’s my staff?
Jamie: I, uh, put it away.
*fearling screams outside*
Jamie: Why do you need to know?
Jack: I need it!
Jamie: Uh-uh, don’t you think about running off and being all daring-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Jack: The children are in danger!
Jamie: My evening is in danger!
Jack: You tell me where my staff is! We are talking about the greater good!
Jamie: Greater good?! I am your husband. I am the greatest ‘good’ you are EVER gonna get!
In which Jack is a superhero and Jamie is married to him.